A drunk walks into a bar and stands next to a wise ass. The wise ass walks up to a woman seated at the bar and whispers, "Tickle your ass with a feather?"
The lady spins around indignantly and says, "What did you say to me?"
"Particular' nasty weather!" answers the wise ass.
"Oh," says the woman. The drunk thinks this is uproariously funny.
The wise ass moves on to another lady, saying, "Tickle your ass with a feather?" After the lady asks him to repeat his profane inquiry, he answers, "Particular' nasty weather!"
"Well yes it is, she answers." The drunk can stand it no longer, and asks the wise ass if he could try the little joke.
"Be my guest," replies Mr. Smartypants. So the drunk walks up to a likely young woman and blurts out, "Fuck you...It's raining."
The lady spins around indignantly and says, "What did you say to me?"
"Particular' nasty weather!" answers the wise ass.
"Oh," says the woman. The drunk thinks this is uproariously funny.
The wise ass moves on to another lady, saying, "Tickle your ass with a feather?" After the lady asks him to repeat his profane inquiry, he answers, "Particular' nasty weather!"
"Well yes it is, she answers." The drunk can stand it no longer, and asks the wise ass if he could try the little joke.
"Be my guest," replies Mr. Smartypants. So the drunk walks up to a likely young woman and blurts out, "Fuck you...It's raining."
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