Saturday, December 20, 2008

Helga gets a beer

It was a hot day in Minnesota.

Helga hung out the washing, put a roast in the oven, then went downtown to pick up some drycleaning.

"Gudness, it's hot", she mused as she walked down Main Street.

She passed by a tavern and thought, "vy nodt?"

Helga sat at the bar, and the bartender asked her what she would have.

Helga said, "Ya know, it's so hot, I tink I'll haff myself a cold beer."

The bartender asked, "Anhauser Busch?"

Helga, surprised, replied, "Vell fine, tanks. Undt how's your pecker?"

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