A bear walked into a bar, slapped a $50.00 bill on the bar and ordered a beer.
The bartender looked at the $50 bill, then at the bear and said; "I'll be back in a minute."
He went to his manager and stated what had just occurred.
The manager told him to go back to the bar, give the bear a beer, 50 cents change and strike up a conversation.
The bartender drew a beer, placed it on the bar, took the $50 bill, tossed 50 cents on the bar and said; "You know we don't get many bears in here".
The bear looked at the 50 cents, then at the beer, then said to the bartender; "$49.50 for a beer I can see why!"
The bartender looked at the $50 bill, then at the bear and said; "I'll be back in a minute."
He went to his manager and stated what had just occurred.
The manager told him to go back to the bar, give the bear a beer, 50 cents change and strike up a conversation.
The bartender drew a beer, placed it on the bar, took the $50 bill, tossed 50 cents on the bar and said; "You know we don't get many bears in here".
The bear looked at the 50 cents, then at the beer, then said to the bartender; "$49.50 for a beer I can see why!"
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