Little Mary was never good in Sunday School, so she decided to sleep through class, but one day the teacher asked her a question "Mary who created the universe?"
Mary never moved from her deep sleep, so Johnny a little boy who sits behind her in class took his pen and poked her with it and Mary jumed up and yelled "God almighty" and the techer told her it was correct.
A little while later the teacher asked her another question "Mary, who is our lord and savior?" again Mary never answered so Johnny poked her with his pen again and Mary jumps up and yells "Sweet Jesus!!"
The teacher told her it was correct so Mary went back to sleep.
The teacher asked her a 3rd question, "Mary, what did Eve say to Adam after they had their 23rd child?"
So one last time Johnny pokes Mary with his pen, but this time Mary jumps up and yells "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time I'm gonna break it in half!"
Mary never moved from her deep sleep, so Johnny a little boy who sits behind her in class took his pen and poked her with it and Mary jumed up and yelled "God almighty" and the techer told her it was correct.
A little while later the teacher asked her another question "Mary, who is our lord and savior?" again Mary never answered so Johnny poked her with his pen again and Mary jumps up and yells "Sweet Jesus!!"
The teacher told her it was correct so Mary went back to sleep.
The teacher asked her a 3rd question, "Mary, what did Eve say to Adam after they had their 23rd child?"
So one last time Johnny pokes Mary with his pen, but this time Mary jumps up and yells "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time I'm gonna break it in half!"
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