Three Businessmen In A Sauna

Three businessmen, an Australian, Indian and a Japanese, were sitting naked in a sauna. All of a sudden, there was a beeping sound. The Indian businessman immediately pressed his forearm and the sound of the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.

"That was my pager" he said, "I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished, he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a micro chip in my hand."

The Aussie guy felt decidedly low tech at that moment, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.

The Aussie finally said ......."Oh, will you look at that!! I'm getting a fax ..."