Be Sure

You can be sure the person is Sardar when he:

- Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind.

- Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.

- Thinks socialism means partying.

- Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

- At the bottom of the application where it says, "Sign here" he puts "Sagittarius."

- Sells the car for gas money.

- Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.

- Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home.