Banta & Laloo 5

After having their 11th child, Laloo & Rabri decided that that was enough.
So Laloo went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife did not want
any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called
vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home,
get a Diwali bomb, light it, put it in an empty Coke can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. Laloo said to the doctor, "I m the smartest man in Bihar, but I don t see how putting a Diwali atom bomb in a Coke can next to my ear is going to help me with my problem."
So the couple drove away to Delhi to get a second opinion. The Delhi physician was just about to
tell them about the procedure for vasectomy when he noticed it was Laloo
Yadav. This doctor told Laloo to go home and get a Diwali firecracker, light it, place it in a Coke can, hold it to his ear and count to 10. Figuring that both learned physicians knew what they were talking about and couldn t be wrong, Laloo went home, lit a Diwali firecracker and put it in a Coke can. He held it up to his ear and began counting with the fingers on his left hand: "1,2,3, 4,5.." At which point he paused, placed the coke can between his legs and resumed counting on the other hand!