Friday, April 17, 2009

Banta & Laloo 2


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One evening Santa and Banta were arguing over which
of them can have sex the most times in one night. They decide to settle the
issue by going to the local whorehouse and gathering experimental evidence, as it were.
So they get to the whorehouse, pair off with a couple of the ladies, and go
to their respective rooms. Banta energetically balls his whore and, reaching
up with a pencil, makes a "| " mark on the wall.
Then he falls asleep. He wakes up in a couple of hours and screws the
whore again, a little less enthusiastically this time. Again, he reaches back
and marks a " | " on the wall. Again, he falls asleep.
Banta wakes up again in a couple of hours and
lethargically humps the hooker again. He drowsily marks another " | " on the wall
and falls asleep for the rest of the night. The next morning, Santa enters into Banta's room to
see how he did. He takes
ne look at the wall and exclaims, "A hundred and
eleven?! You beat me by three!"

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