In the most romantic setting possible, lean close and whisper in her ear "Upside down and in the dark all women smell like you."
Use her bra as a slingshot. Tell her it was too small.
Convince her that you're having an affair. Once you've got her thoroughly convinced, say you were just kidding.
Ask why she doesn't fill up with water when she takes a bath.
Re-arrange the dishes in the cabinets.
Tell her you're thinking about becoming a dairy farmer and you need to practice on her.
Say, "Hell no that dress doesn't make your ass look fat.
You've got a fat ass, that's the problem."
Use her bra as a slingshot. Tell her it was too small.
Convince her that you're having an affair. Once you've got her thoroughly convinced, say you were just kidding.
Ask why she doesn't fill up with water when she takes a bath.
Re-arrange the dishes in the cabinets.
Tell her you're thinking about becoming a dairy farmer and you need to practice on her.
Say, "Hell no that dress doesn't make your ass look fat.
You've got a fat ass, that's the problem."
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