There once was a woman with enormous pussy wings. She asked her doctor if they could be trimmed back.
The doc told her that there are surgeons who perform such operations and offered to recommend one.
She said, "This is so embarrassing I wouldn't want anyone to know and everyone knows me in this town. Do you think you could refer me to a doctor in a big city so no one could find out?"
The doc said he knew a surgeon in Dallas who could do it. So they set it up. She went to Dallas for "a seminar" and had the surgery.
When she awoke there were three roses on her bedside table. When the doc came in to check on her she asked, "What's with the roses? No one's supposed to know about this."
The doc read the tags, "This first one is from the ward nurse. Of course she knows about it. And this one here is from the anesthesiologist."
She said, "What about the third one?"
He said, "It's from a guy in the burn ward thanking you for his new ears!"
The doc told her that there are surgeons who perform such operations and offered to recommend one.
She said, "This is so embarrassing I wouldn't want anyone to know and everyone knows me in this town. Do you think you could refer me to a doctor in a big city so no one could find out?"
The doc said he knew a surgeon in Dallas who could do it. So they set it up. She went to Dallas for "a seminar" and had the surgery.
When she awoke there were three roses on her bedside table. When the doc came in to check on her she asked, "What's with the roses? No one's supposed to know about this."
The doc read the tags, "This first one is from the ward nurse. Of course she knows about it. And this one here is from the anesthesiologist."
She said, "What about the third one?"
He said, "It's from a guy in the burn ward thanking you for his new ears!"
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