Sleepy Mary

Mary was in Sunday School but she didn't get enough sleep so one day her Teacher thought she could get Mary's attention by asking her a question

"Mary who is Jesus Christ's father?"
Mary didn't answer so her friend Jimmy poked her in the butt with a pencil and
Mary says. GOD!!!
and she falls back asleep and her teacher noticed and came back and asked her
"Who is our Lord and Savior?"
and then Jimmy pokes her in the butt again and Mary yells Jesus Christ and falls back alseep and then the teacher comes back and asked
"What did Eve say too Adam after the had their 23rd child?"
so yet again Jimmy pokes her in the butt and yells IF YOU KEEP POKING ME IM GOING TOO BREAK IT IN HALF!!!