Dayvorce

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for
a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?"

Farmer: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's."
Attorney: "well do you have any grounds?"
Farmer: "Yea, I got about 140 acres."
Attorney: " No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"
Farmer: "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
Attorney: "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?"
Farmer: "Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere."
Attorney: "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
Farmer: "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wears it to church on Sundees."

The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat
you up or anything?"

"No sir, we both get up about 4:30." replies the farmer.

Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way.
"WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"

And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful
conversation with her."