Passive mai badlo!

Tchr: Passive mai badlo!

Bache jab Sunsan Jagaao per Jate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein!

Student: Sunsan Jagao per huey Haadse Bacho ko Janam Dete Hain

A small kid wrote 2 Santa Clause

A small kid wrote 2 Santa Clause,
“send me a brother.”
Santa wrote back,
“send me ur mother.”

but wen u fart u r alone

Wen u smile the world smiles with u.

wen ur down people will rally behind u.

but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u!

Hole And Water

Scene: Raabert and Ajeet are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole and water starts coming inside.

Raabert is perplexed ! Raabert: Boss ab kya hoga ??

Ajeet: Raabert Ek aur hole bana do , aur ek hole me IN aur doosre me out lik do . Ek hole se paani ander aayega aur doosre se bahar chale jayega !!

Shaarthand Seekh Legi

Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling's typing.

Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.

Raabert: Magar kyoon baas ?

Ajeet: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.

Checkpoint

Ajeet: Raabert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur debugger starrt kar do.

Raabert: Lekin kyoon, baas?

Ajeet: Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.

Test Match

Ajeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?

Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai.

Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.

Raabert: Yes Boss.

Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai .......