Relation Between Men & Women

Relation Between Men

&Women As On Now Days :-

You Can Touch Each Other

But You Cannot

Touch Each Other’s Mobiles

larkiyan bhi ajeeb hoti hain

Sardar: larkiyan bhi ajeeb hoti hain. baat karo to thappar marti hain!

Pathan: yehi to tum na patay ka baat kia, larka acha hota hai

Tum larki se bhi khubsurat ho

Tum chand se khobsorat ho sitaron se poch lo

Tum pholon se khobsorat ho bharon se poch lo

Tum larki se bhi khubsurat ho
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Pathano
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The naughty wind

The naughty wind

That blows the girl’s skirt high

But the nature is clever

It sends dust with the wind

To close the boy’s eyes

The naughty wind

The wind

The wind

The naughty wind

That blows the girl’s skirt high

But the nature is clever

It sends dust with the wind

To close the boy’s eyes.”;-)

The later the bus the longer the que

Arz kia hai.

The later the bus the longer the que.

The later the bus the longer the que.

Wah Wah Wah

The shorter the skirt the better the view!

Passive mai badlo!

Tchr: Passive mai badlo!

Bache jab Sunsan Jagaao per Jate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein!

Student: Sunsan Jagao per huey Haadse Bacho ko Janam Dete Hain

A small kid wrote 2 Santa Clause

A small kid wrote 2 Santa Clause,
“send me a brother.”
Santa wrote back,
“send me ur mother.”

but wen u fart u r alone

Wen u smile the world smiles with u.

wen ur down people will rally behind u.

but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u!

Man

"Man can fly like birds, sing like cuckoos, dance like peacocks, swim like fishes! Unfortunately... Man cannot live like a MAN!

Every morning

Every morning u have two choices!

Continue your sleep with Dreaming.

Or

Wake up and Chase your Dreams

Choice is yours!

first prisoner

first prisoner:What were you convicted for?
Second prisoner:Nothing.
First prisoner:Honestly...for nothing.I stole a wallet, but there was nothing in it?

Santa

Santa:Mujhe phone par dhamkiya mil rahi hai.
Police: kaun woh?
Santa: BSNL wale, bolte hai bill nahi bhara to kaat denge

Heart says to eyes

Heart says to eyes don't see more, bcoz u see nd i suffer',
Eyes answered to heart don't think more bcoz u feel nd i cry',
thats the relationshp.

I Don't Cheat

I Don't Cheat,

I Just Change The Rules!

I Always Want To Rise Up,

But Gravity Brings Me Down!

GLOBAL WARMING BURNT MY HOMEWORK

Sharm ani chahiye

Jeeto: Sharm ani chahiye, tumhare Preeto se sambhand hai.
Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala?
Jeeto: Kal Banta aya tha usne tumhara Underwear pahena hua tha.

Wife agar husband ko

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

Santa opened A College

Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?
The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

2 boys

2 boys follow 2 girls
The grls turned back and tied rakhi to each of them.




then the boys said 2 themselves u marry ur sister and i'll marry ur sister!

the father

"You should be ashamed," the father told his son, "When Abraham Lincoln was your age he used to walk ten miles everyday to get to school." "Really?" the kid said. "Well when he was your age, he was President."