A very shy guy goes into a bar

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"

At a jewelry store, a young man

At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler. The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied,
"No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again."

Brad had a blind date with Ashley

Brad had a blind date with Ashley for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself attracted to her more and more. After some really passionate embracing, he said, ?Tell me, do you object to making love??
?That?s something I have never done before,? Ashley replied.
?Never made love? You mean you are a virgin?? Brad was amazed.
?No, silly!? she giggled. ?I?ve never objected!?

A boy and his date were parked

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy.
?I really should ave mentioned this earlier, but I?m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex,? she said.
The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver?s seat looking out the window. ?Why aren?t we going anywhere?? asked the girl.
?Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I?m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25.?

There was a young virgin that was

There was a young virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.
Her grandmother says, ?Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don?t let him do that.?
She continued, ?He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don?t let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don?t let him do that.
Then the grandmother said, ?But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don?t let him do that. It will disgrace the family.?
With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said.
?Grandmother, I didn?t let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I showed him who was boss! I disgraced his family! Three times!?

The boyfriend said

The boyfriend said, ?We?re going to have a GREAT time Saturday. I?ve gotten three tickets for the big game.?
?Why do we need three ?? asked the girl.
?They?re for your Father, Mother, and kid sister.? he replied with a sheepish grin.