What shall i do

Girl : What shall i do, if my boy friend touches my bra

Mum : Say stop

Girl : What shall i do, If he touches panty

Mum : Say DONT

Girl : Mum! I said dont stop becauz he touched both

Much Noise

Q:y do women make much noise while pissing ??????????


A:bcoz they dont have a 6-inch silencer like men !!!!!!

Gaon ki gori

Gaon ki gori,

lagti bholi,

utare choli,

panty kholi,

bed pe soli,

mujhse boli,

nikalo pichkari, khelo holi.

Pahle pehan to lo

Saali- Mini skirt me jijaji k paas aakar kehthi hai: Jiju dekhiye to, jukne se meri panty dikhthi he kya?

Jija: Pahle pehan to lo, phir dikhana.

kiss karu

Man - kiss karu ??
Girl - lipstic kharab ho jayegi.
Man - boobs dabau ??
Girl - T shirt kharab ho jayegi.
Man - fuck karu ??
Girl - period me hu.
Man - gaand maru ?? Now don't say ki motion hi loose hai jee.

condom

Cow ko condom chabaate dekh Lalu gusse se bola - ye khane ki nahi, lagaane ki cheez hai.

Rabri - is par nahi bailwa par chilao. Usi ne iske muh me diya hoga. .

Ladkiya pant k niche kya pehnti hain

Ladkiya pant k niche kya pehnti hain ??




socho,




socho,





sochte raho,




dirty mind.




vo chappal pehnti hain. Niche pucha tha ander nahi.

Transparent Bra

Wife bought a new transparent Bra, wore in front of her hubby.
Hubby: Issme tum bahut sexy lag rahi ho.
Wife: Pata hai ! Salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha.

Afternoon

Q: Why do most women sleep in the afternoon ?
A: So that they can screw the tired man all night and blame him for poor performance!!

Condom?

What is pure Hindi name of Condom??
Rubber ki Chiknai yukt Prajanan virodhak mardana Ling ki topi.

chek

Q: Who's senior: Penis or Vagina?
A: Vagina, because penis always stands up in its honour.

Young Generation

1980’s Girl Say’s : Mumy mein Jeans pehenlu?
Mumy : Nahin Beti Log Kya kahenge!
2006’s Girl Say’s : Mumy mein Mini Skirt pehenlu?
Mumy : Pehenlo pehenlo Beti, kuch to pehenlo!